The Dusk News

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that"

-George Carlin

Well...after reading some posts in Apr's cbox, I decided to highlight that quote.

Epidemic: 'a wide prevalence of something usu. undesirable'
EPIDEMIC ON THE DUSK NEWS: Class Got Raped, Who Will Be Next?
Assembly tomorrow again! Guess what else? I heard the other classes got raped. Ok fine, too coarse, raided then. They were enjoying a more or less pleasant late morning when a mob of white collars intruded their territory and asked everyone to surrender. Some belongings were taken ,while others were left alone. Number of casualties are still unknown. We (or me) on the Dusk News advise the public to be careful as this mob is still loose.
Suggestions if the mob ever attacks your class:
1. Don't come to school for a while if you see neighbouring classes being raided
2. See them coming, ask to go out. 70% chance of success if you are a girl. Take your stuff along with you
3. When they ask your class to go out, you go out and run
4. Hide anything valuable (and be smart about it!)

If all else fails, submit to their demands. Not responsible for loss of life (pride/liveliness/spirit)